JAMB CBT RESULT ONLINE CHECKER

JAMB CBT Result
Checker for 2016
UTME.

Jamb Cbt result for Utme
2016/2017 has been
released online by the Joint
Admissions and Matriculation
Board and candidates are
advised to check their results
free on the Jamb result
checking portal.
Candidates who are yet to
receive their scores via SMS
can check online.
All UTME
candidates can now print their
original result slip also.

How To Check the JAMB
Result 2016 Free:

Follow the steps below to
check the 2016 Jamb Utme
result on Jamb exam result
checker;
1) Visit the Jamb result
checking portal via the link
below;
Jamb.org.ng/unifiedtme

2) Click on the Check your
Results tab,
3) Enter your
Registration No. in the space
provided,
4) Click the
“Check
Result” button to check your
result.
NOTE: You are advised to
check the UTME results with a
computer in order to access it
faster.

FACEBOOK COLOR CODES

Do you need more colors other than the conventional black and the worn out hash tag# that gives you a conditional blue color to spice up your facebook chats, statuses and comments? If so, look no further because I’m going to show you how to use other colors like green, gold etc to spice up your fb chats, statuses and comments. Lets get started! Put the following codes before your chats, comments and updates and watch the magic.
For Green colour
<+fg=b000ff00>
For Golden colour
<+fg=b0ffd700>
Example:
<+fg=b0ffd700>Hello Sophie!

NOTE: You have to delete the + symbol before posting in order to achieve this effect. Mind you, this effect will only be visible if you’re using Facebook Mobile App. Don’t expect to see this effect if you’re using web browsers such as operamini to access your FB. This is for just 2 colors; for more colors such as blue, red etc and how to highlight and bolden your text plus other related stuffs, please do well to add this site to your bookmarks and always come back.
Goodluck!

NOT MY DAUGHTER’S HAND.

Suitor: Good day sir!
Papa Eno: Good day my son, how do you do?
Suitor: Great Sir!
Papa Eno: That’s fine. Please how may i help you?
Suitor: Sir, let me go straight to the point. I came to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage.
Papa Eno: Did I hear you say my daughter’s hand?
Suitor: Exactly Sir!
Papa Eno: Young man, I can see that you’re not serious. How do you expect me to give you my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Suitor: I’m very serious sir, I really want her hand in marriage!
Papa Eno: Young man I will appreciate it if you kindly take your senseless and idiotic self out of my compound. When have you ever seen a father giving out his daughter’s hand in marriage while the rest of her body remains with him?
Suitor: Oh sir, I’m very sorry for using that phrase; what i mean in essence is that i want to marry your daughter because i love her.
Papa Eno: Now you’re talking. So, who are you?